Just another day in the life of a Special Educator...

Student in bathroom after peeing on one of his teachers. He is holding his business as he sits on the toilet:

D: "D has tail?"
*pauses*
"Nooo, D has penis! It's a...."
*Points at it.*
"P...penis!"

Me: yes, that's what it is, D.

D: "Penis!"
*flopping it around and etc*

"Ms Sadie, it's a..."
*long pause, staring at me and waiting*

Me: Yes, D, it's a penis.

D: *examining himself* "Ice cream cone! It's a ice cream cone!"

Me: *stifled guffaw* Yes, it kind of looks like that doesn't it?

D: *holding and pointing to it*
"D eat ice cream cone?"
*Pretends to eat it.*

Me: *can hardly contain myself* I don't think that would taste very good, D.

D: *still holding it* "D eat penis!"

Me: Oh, no, I don't think that would taste good.

D: "No eat penis. Pull off?"
*yanks on it*

Me: Oh ouch, that would hurt, wouldn't it? Hey, D, let's be all done in the bathroom now.

D: "Okay!"
*stands up to leave*